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FOOL'S ROLL PRIZES!

"THE FOOL'S ROLL Will be Rolling Out Prizes Galore!"


FOOL'S ROLL PRIZES

And what self-respecting, high-classed, low-balled, drive-o-rama would be without a well stuffed prize purse? THE FOOLS ROLL will be rolling out Prizes Galore!


FIRST PLACE - $10,000

Cashola...Greenbacks...Semolians...LARGE. Depending on the number of folks who have substantial genetalia to enter this contest, several thousand dollars is not out of the question - and that's just what we're expecting.


SECOND PLACE - $4,000


THIRD PLACE - $2,000



Other prizes will be awarded for:

Best time had, best costume, best story, best photo, and best "investment" (which team "makes the most/loses the least" from his vehicle transaction after the sale).


A special prize for "Celebrity Involvement" will be awarded. Let's say your team spots Justin Bieber eating a greasy chicken fried steak at a Luby's in El Paso, or you notice Ocho Cinco using the urinal right next to you at Ceasar's Palace - take a picture, man! Its gonna be worth something! [You might wanna be careful where you point the lens at Ocho].